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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Dec 30 2006, 12:33 PM (3,197 Views)
Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Not the anal-probing kind.


Have you ever been anally probed?
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

The therapist says I shouldn't talk about things that make me feel uncomfortable.

What is love?

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

I can't answer that, but I can tell you that happiness is a warm puppy.


Bill Cosby - funny or not?
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

No clue.

If a tree falls and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?
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The Sea King
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The E.V.A.L. king of the south.

Yes. If something falls to the ground, it makes a sound. The sound would depend on the weight and the height from where the object had fallen from.

What is your fav. singer?
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Kuhja
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The Who.

Rice Crispie?
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The Spanish Inquisition
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Posted Image

Why did you plaster over the hole I punched in the door? *Ten bucks if you can nail the reference*
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

becaues I wanted too (Idon't know)

How many deers are there in the world.
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

Lots.

Would Alex kick puppies?
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

only if I told him too.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

And then Ian died!
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Faust Z
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WHY IS MY ****ING REED NOT WORKING?!
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

I dunno, try putting in the microwave.

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
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Faust Z
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42

Dude, why would someone write "moon" on the ceiling of College Park?
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Vačscent
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The Westering Sun

Because it's an in-joke.

Would Kraden smite, PWN, or OWN an aggressing unbeliever?
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

All at the same time

What is the model of my camera
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

I hate life34000

What color is my left pinky toe.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

I don't know, I can't see it.

What is the meaning of death?
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

Death (noun): the action or fact of dying or being killed.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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phoenix
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Don't you mean "average airspeed velocity"? Because the airspeed velocity can change.



Is the answer to this question "no"?
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