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I am going to be banned?; I am going to be banned?
Topic Started: Dec 27 2006, 09:10 PM (24,267 Views)
Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
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did i win vote yet?
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Tractatus
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I need you to explicate what you will be offering to enrich the libido of Kraden-Beatrice.
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Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
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....YO, MOmma
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Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
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On my personal mesanger I am getting a lot of threats. am i gonna be banned soon ???
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Saturos
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You are? Can you PM me the details, Dark Wiz? If you're being actually threatened, that's against the rules. Screencaptures as well, please!
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Bane Martius Agni
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Who would ever threaten the Dark Wiz?
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Maybe a Light Wiz?

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Momentime
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uh oh

is thread is legitimately as old as 3rd graders right now

RIGHT NOW
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Enro
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It's nowhere near as intelligent as a 3rd grader, though.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

Somewhere out there is a third grader who was born exactly as this topic was made. His destiny is inextricably linked to this topic; when it flourishes so shall he, and as it goes stagnant so shall his opportunities in life.
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Momentime
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uh oh

so is that 3rd grader going to be banned????
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

Yes.
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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And what if, hypothetically, someone were to delete this topic? What would happen to this 3rd grader?
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

He will be set free of the bond.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

That's the optimistic way of looking at it.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Bane Martius Agni
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In a way, death sets us all free. Unless you're a sinner >=((((
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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And then death... imprisons you?
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Hinoa
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In light of Shenanigans down in Pointless Gibberish, this is a friendly reminder that this topic exists.
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FrozenWrath
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Somebody

I still have no regrets about making that topic.
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ZFallen
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I only read the first page, I can safely say this is the greatest topic of all time.
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