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Topic Started: Aug 11 2006, 02:17 PM (4,253 Views)
Dracobolt
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http://s10.zetaboards.com/GHEB/index/ ?

I had that in my bookmarks. *shrugs*

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Gilgamesh
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...

Wait. I've been to that site before o.o

I wonder if Gheb FE has been undated? *looks*
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Dracobolt
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Eh??

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Gheb FE, the ROM hack. And now...

Gheb was born Gheberti di Bonar in the fortress Rigwald. His mother and father were killed by bandits, and Gheberti swore to avenge their deaths. He trained as a Knight under Duessel, a legendary Grado general with equally legendary facial hair. He soon joined the Grado Armed Forces at age 24. At age 27, his squadron fell under attack by unknown assailants, and Gheberti was captured. His captor was none only than Dr. Phanklestein, PhD, the developer of sinister serums and the like. He was subjected to painful experiments and tests, and he was finally chosen to be the guinea pig for Dr. Phanklestein, PhD's new concoction; the Boner Serum, which he hoped would improve his failing sexual experiences with his wife. However, the Boner Serum Gheberti was injected with was too perfect, as it transformed him into a massive sex god. Now known as Gheb, he sodomized Dr. Phanklestein, PhD, and fled the lab to rejoin the Grado Armed Forces.
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After returning to the army, Gheb was assigned to the immensely honorable position of defending his birthplace, Fort Rigwald. No enemy forces breached the castle while he defended it, earning him the title of "Glorious Defender of Grado". However, his luck soon turned sour when a princess of Lunais, Eirika, and her incestuous lover Ephraim attacked. His recent victory had granted him a beautiful prisoner by the name of Tana. Gheb, consumed temporarily by lust, neglected the defense of the castle and was defeated after a arduous battle. In honor of his brave sacrifice, King Vigarde I of Grado constructed the Statue of Gheberty in memorial of the fallen warrior.
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Gheb history is fun!
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Spam for the win!
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Dracobolt
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Yaaaay!

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Gilgamesh
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A few months after the fall of Rigwald, Prince Lyon of Grado, Gheb's secret lover, entered the fortress to pay his respects to Gheb. With a kiss, however, he managed to bring the dead warrior back to life, and Lyon proceeded to perform fellatio for Gheb. However, Gheb's massive orgasm accidentally caused Lyon's head to explode, which led Gheb to utter his famous last words,

"Shit I have to stop doing that", as he laid back down and died again.

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Adnarel
Sep 17 2006, 01:25 PM
ship shipping:
Tolbi-bound ship/Lemurian ship

XD
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spam spam spam...
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Dracobolt
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Donkey!

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Kyarorain
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Gheb makes me think of one of Neopets' petpets. >_>
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As if anyone still plays neopets >_>
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Sometimes I go there for the flash games. >_>

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Dracobolt
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Psh, all right, Shaj.

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Stop calling me the wrong name, Draco. You do that far too much...
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Hm. I'm out of FE fads D:
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Ugh... I fear I'm going to vomit. *gurk*
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