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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Aug 11 2006, 02:17 PM (4,256 Views)
Wolfgang


Ha your beard is dead!
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Deadbeard
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I just realised Deadbeard doesn't actually have a beard o.0
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Zoorti
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Maybe centuries ago, when Kraden fought Deadbeard when he was alive, Kraden ripped off his beard and added it to his own glorious beard!
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Wolfgang


Actually I ate the beard.
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Deadbeard
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Yes, the beard in your avatar is only 1/1324868325812 of my beard.
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

The rest of the beard is in my hair
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Deadbeard
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no <_<
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

VIVE VERDE!!!!!!
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Deadbeard
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?????
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

no idea
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

:kraden: :kraden: :kraden: :kraden: :kraden: :kraden: :kraden:
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Kraden! He is Here!!!
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Deadbeard
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no those are evil kraden clones don't look at them!
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

avert thine eyes children
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Deadbeard
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ARRGHGHHHH THEY'RE MAULING MY FACE AAARRRGGGHHH
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

*the white sword of Iluvatar swings thrice and the fake kradens are dead*
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Deadbeard
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*phew*
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

we're saved!
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Deadbeard
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indeed
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

yes
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