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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Aug 11 2006, 02:17 PM (4,257 Views)
Kuhja
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WE DONT NEED NO EDUCATION
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Kuhja
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WE DONT NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Pink Floyd FTW
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Zoorti
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Deep-Fried Spam FTW!
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Wolfgang


My hair sets on fire when it reacts with air. The fire hurts me and I cry.
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Zoorti
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*roast marshmellows over Wolfgang's head*
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Wolfgang


*marshmellows melts on my head*
Dam my haed is sticky.
*a fly lands on my head and gets stuck*
Woo!!
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Zoorti
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Yay, Wolfgang's head is a pest trap!
*sticks live rat onto Wolfgang's head*
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Wolfgang


*eats rat*
Yummy marshmellow rat.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Holy Crap! I just found out yesterday that Syd Barrett died like a month ago! Anyone know why he died?
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Kuhja
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Aug 18 2006, 10:17 AM
Holy Crap! I just found out yesterday that Syd Barrett died like a month ago! Anyone know why he died?

Yeah! I found out, like, a month ago!
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Do you know how he died?
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Kuhja
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complications from diabetes
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Wolfgang


Jonny Cash died as well :(
He made a album before he died. Its so depressing.
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Zoorti
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Johnny Cash = emo?
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

No, I don't think so.
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Wolfgang


No wai!
He not emo
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Zoorti
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lol, I'm just kidding. That would be creepy. 0_o_0
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King of Pirates

Spam?
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