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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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*installs A Snack Bar*
Topic Started: Sep 12 2005, 08:24 PM (998,103 Views)
Saturos
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First post deleted in great spam clearing binge of '13, so here are the preserved contents of the post, saved by Satty, originally posted by Draco.

So that no one faints from hunger while worshiping Kraden, I've installed a snack bar.

Menu

Kradenettes
Chocolate Kradens
Gummy Djinn
Herb Salads
Kraden's Secret Recipe © Krispy Fried Chicken
Coca Kraden
Kraden's Krispy Chicken
Wisdom Salad
Kraden's Krunchy Korn Chips
Kraden Burgers
Kraden's Worthy Bean Burritos
KradenBucks Coffee
Adeptoids
Djinn-Tacs
Bazooka Kraden bubble gum
Wonder Elemental Stars
Mt. Aleph natural spring water
Apple juice
Beef Kraden
Chocolate Kraden Cookie
Venus Float
Kraden Krackers
Felix Stew
Lucky Kradens
McKradens
Pina Col-Kraden
Kraden Kabobs
Krazy Kraden Cheezy Poofs
Rice Kraden Treats/Kraden Krispies
Light and Gold Turtle Soup
Kraden Krepes
Kraden's Kheesy Shells
Grilled Earthworm Vaèscent
RKG Pancakes
Saturos Steaks
Enrolls
Kraden's Holy Limeade
Dark Wizard Jelly Beans
Steelers Mints
Saturos BBQ Wings
Soufflé Kraden

Kraden's Worthy Value Meals

Kid's Meal
- Jr. Kraden Burger
- small Coca Kraden
- Kraden's Krunchy Korn Chips
- Gummi Djinn
- Kraden Plushie

*munches on Kradenettes* B)

Edited with new items! ^_^


Snack Bar Staff
Manager - Dracobolt
Asst. Manager - Felix
Chefs - Werebarret, Val
Wait Staff: Adnarel
Handyman: Adnarel, Reid
Security Guard: Reid
Janitor: Wally Caine

Former Employees: Faust, Kris

Employee of the Random Time Interval award winners
Felix
Werebarret
Adnarel



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Snack Bar patrons group photo


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:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:



PAR-TAY!

All done for Kraden.

:kraden:
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ajbcool
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Ummm...maybe. maybe not...
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Shajiu
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Too bad.
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ajbcool
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How about we talk about how I can't figure out what to talk about?
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Shajiu
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No thanks, thats too boring-
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ajbcool
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Oh.

Oooh Great Kraden, one of your servants has blessed my legendary blade with your holy rust. However, I feel unworthy to wield it, so I ask of thy mercy to remove the rust from upon my blade.

Thank you.

*rust is removed*

Back to the Battlefield...
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ajbcool
Nov 6 2005, 11:09 AM
How about we talk about how I can't figure out what to talk about?

You cant because you dont want to.

Problem solved. :D
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But but...
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Storm the Chao
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No butts, thats not your job. XD
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ajbcool
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Then, o mighty Kraden, what is the task you wish to bestow upon this humble servant?
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ajbcool
Nov 6 2005, 11:29 AM
Then, o mighty Kraden, what is the task you wish to bestow upon this humble servant?

O____________________O

you're creeping me out. NO MORE COOKIES FOR YOU XDDDDD
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Everyone here worships the almighty Kraden, the Great Scholar!
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Storm the Chao
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What does he look like? *imagines pic of chicken*

*shot*
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ajbcool
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*puts away shotgun*

Here is a picture of the almighty Kraden!

:kraden_icon: :kraden:
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Storm the Chao
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:kraden: it's a SPRITE!!! lol sprites are cute!! *shot again*

Nice. I think. [/Animal Crossing reference]
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ajbcool
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It is a wonderful sprite of the almighty Kraden.
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Storm the Chao
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Did I say otherwise?
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ajbcool
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Err, no.
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Storm the Chao
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Thea we go! *bop* Whos ready to hit the hay? XDDDD DONT hit the hay or I will shoot you XDDDDD
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ajbcool
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I'm ready to, but i'm not going to until Storm and KIraden do so first.
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